Saturday, January 30, 2010
JOKE OF THE DAY~A New York lawyer went duck hunting in eastern North Carolina. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the other side of a fence. As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an older man asked him what he was doing. The lawyer responded, "I shot a duck and it fell in this field, I'm going to retrieve it."
The old farmer replied. "This is my property, and you are not coming over here."
The indignant lawyer said, "I am one of the best trial attorneys in the U.S. and, if you don't let me get that duck, I'll sue you and take everything!
The old farmer smiled and said, "Apparently, you don't know how we do things here in North Carolina. We settle small disagreements like this with the NC Three-Kick Rule."
The lawyer asked, "What is the NC three-Kick Rule?"
The Farmer replied. "Well, first I kick you three times and then you kick me three times, and so on, back and forth, until someone gives up."
The New York attorney quickly thought about the proposed contest and decided that he could easily take the old southerner. He agreed to abide by the local custom.
The old farmer slowly climbed down from the tractor and walked up to the city feller. His first kick planted the toe of his heavy work boot into the lawyer's groin and dropped him to his knees. His next too kicks caused the lawyer so much pain that he just about gave up. However, the New York lawyer summoned every bit of his will and managed to get to his feet and said, "Okay, you old redneck southerner, now it's my turn."
The old North Carolina farmer smiled and said, "Naw, I give up. You can have the duck."
-PWNED-
today's fac training was not that bad i guessss.
pt was wtf. mr.tan said increase by 5 each MONTHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. not each TRAINING wtf. increase 5 each training we'll be doing like 50 -60 by March.
yeah so i almost died doing pt. 25pumping made my sweat drip on my specs then crunches position CHANGE, the sweat drip in my eye?!??? continued 3 sets of this and my hands became jelly and i was raining!! @.@
so
SAD that there's no pt next week!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
seriously!!!
not!
FIRST-AID!! i love doing cases they're so fun :D finally i felt useful as an S4 loll. cos i helped to full-body check on both casualties yay! and my reassurance was good? haha i just repeated "ma'am don't worry the ambulance will be arriving soon" 5 times LOL?!!!
home-nursing was sian :x cos well all i had to do was talk talk talk talk talk to the patient/relative and then go do bed-making haha quite boring._.
spam tests next week! zzz~
*oops this is such a wordy post*